If I am what I eat – 

My hair is spaghetti, simple and lots of it.

My eyes small Pepperoni Pizzas like me a complicated mixture of hot and spicy sausage and dependable cheese.

My mouth an Italian sausage because I love Italian sausage.

My ears would be zucchini healthy and delicious. 

My nose macaroni, a lot of me macaroni, I eat a LOT of macaroni.

My clothes made of drumstick ice-creams – 

The blood in my veins bolognese sauce because tomato based sauces are my favourite. 

The tears in my eyes, just plain water, I drink mostly just water. 

The mush of my brains mash potato, nutritious but with a bit of salt.

My fingers and toes carrots crispy and delicious.

My shoes Yorkshire pudding for a bit of Blighty to walk me around.

I am a delicious assortment of Italian and British food.  Simple flavours and complicated combinations from plain to spicy.  I am complicated and yet easy to understand.