Once upon a time Vladimir Puton was taking a stroll along his war zone he created and finished the war with a victory. While he was walking he saw a bear, decapitated on the ground. While 5 dead soldiers laid around him. This animal is fierce killing machine. Puton thought to himself maybe the boys at the lab could make a new machine that will take over the Ukraine assassinating people one by one with anyone knowing.
He took it back to is castle, went down to the lab and asked the scientist if they can make a destructive killing animal. They said “we’ll see what we can do”. They grabbed the bear strapped him to the table. they dissected his stomach and the first thing they did was give him a gene specifically for killing, and they gave him DNA from criminals all around the world. They made Deathaldor immune to love, the scientist made him so that when he travels house to house making people think he’s a gift to be a friend and to love. But when the least expect it assassinate them. As they put everything back in place they realized that they don’t have a head. The scientist asked Puton if he had a head. Puton no and told them to look for one. They walked all around but all they got was a sheep head so they said “its all about the huck” and connected the sheep head to the body. They were finished, they put Deathaldor in the electric chair flicked the switch and in seconds Deathaldor came to life.
Vladimir Puton sent out Deathaldor on his mission. Puton couldn’t monitor him anyway but just by watching the news. After the first day Puton sat down put his feet in the table flicked on the news and nothing came on about Deathaldor, he thought to himself that Deathaldor is more stealthy than he thought, so he gave it another day.
Next day Puton turned on the news and after a few stories me on a section on how this stuffed bear is going around loving people and cuddling. Puton was furious and smashed his Russian beer can on his forehead and punched a hole though his tv. He stormed down to the lab and told the scientist what happened. The lab did some calculations and realized they gave him the wrong DNA and genes. They gave Deathaldor really strong love genes and DNA and no on is able to dislike him. Puton didn’t believe that so he realized he had to do one thing and that was to take him out. So Puton flew over to the Ukraine and rented out a house until Deathaldor visited his house. Puton had to wait a few days. But one night he came through the window and presented himself and Puton went to go stab him but then Deathaldor had his big puppy eyes and Puton couldn’t resist and picked him up and kissed him and hugged him. While Puton was sleeping Deathaldor assassinated Puton. Next morning Deathaldor returned to the scientist and now the scientist were free. The scientist had put a device in him to assassinate his leader.