Me, Joel

This is all about me, and some basic info on me is I love candy, I love music and being in bands and choir, and I’m a pretty big nerd.

Users Guide: Joel
Brand: Student/Teenager
Model: Joel Hamersley iOS8

Product Guide

Congratulations on your new student and classmate Joel. He’s commonly referred to as Joel, or The Hammer. Your new student comes with functions including, but not limited to, the following:

Using his iPad for school work
Working on and completing assignments
Learning through school work and everyday life

Getting Started

Before using your Joel for the first time, make sure he has on his correct spectacles, and a fuzzy sweater for perfect comfort. Also make sure he is

Accessibility

To access your Joel, you can either text him, or find him at school. Also you can email him at joelham5171@gmail.com. Joel can usually be found in class or at his home.

Settings

Your Joel has 3 modes that you may see him in, student, teenager, or ultragamer.

Mode 1. Student

This is the most common mode that you will see Joel in. This mode is on any time he’s at school, and at any lesson or practice. Aka band practice or piano lesson. In this mode you should attempt to do all work as in the other two modes he is not very helpful.

Mode 2. Teenager

This setting is the mode he uses when he is with friends, or roaming the cove. Most times in this mode the product will be lazy or annoying, but you can try to interact with him anyway. If you do not get the answer you’re looking for at this time then try again, or wait until he is back in student mode.

Mode 3. Ultra gamer

This mode comes out when playing sports video games, or any board game. He is prone to get ultra competitive and could hurt you. If he is alone in this mode it is better to leave him alone and communicate another time. If urgent absolutely do not call him, for he will forget to pause his game and lose and will respond angrily, see warning #1 for details. Text him and tell him the situation, if worthy, he will either drop everything and turn into student mode.

Warnings

May fight you with sarcasm
May try to intimidate you
May ignore you if in either of the less common modes

Troubleshooting

If angry at you, feed with candy or something delicious.
If he’s attempting to intimidate you, you can hit him or tell him it’s not working.
If ignored, trying again and again can help, or wait for student mode again

Warranty

If unsatisfied with product, return to place you got him or pass him on at next possible convenience, he should understand and possibly will feel the same way.
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