I Am Your Host Julie Chen. Welcome To The Big Brother House.

Before I start this post I want to mention that my geography class takes place in the same room as my English class, and today we were sitting in geography when my friend pointed to these projects taped to the wall and said they creeped her out. When I told her that they were made by grade 12, she was seemingly even more creeped out.

That’s all the proof you really need that my class isn’t really full of artistic types.

Anyways, for this assignment, I worked with Stanfield, Spencer, Maria, and Luciano. When tasked with picking a character to do our metaphor man on, we picked quickly.

And then other groups picked our top 3 choices, so we got stuck with Mr. Charrington.

We actually had a benefit in this project, that both I and Luc had already read 1984. That means we should have avoided the second mistake that we made in originally building. We made two large mistakes.

I’m not really sure who to blame the first one on. Basically, we used green paper for a green screen project. Although we didn’t know it was a green screen project yet, so…. more on that later.

Anyways, we when we first started this assignment, we hadn’t finished the book and didn’t know Mr. Charrington was actually a member of the thought police, so when we had the second class period, we had to erase everything and start again.

What we ended up with was splitting Mr. Charrington in half. One side shows his fake “prole” side that we see for most of the novel, and the other side represents his secret identity as a thought police member.

What Each Part Represents

Cane: Mr. Charrington is passing himself off as a frail old man.

Outturned Pocket: He has no money.

Patches on Clothes: He cannot afford nice things/they’re not available to him.

Cutout on Hand: This was supposed to be the blue antique paperweight Winston buys, however, we had to use a blue screen so it cut out.

Cutout of Heart: This has a few representations. The heart is on the wrong side of his body because his heart is “in the wrong place”, and Big Brother is peaking out because his heart shows his true self.

Tears: Mr. Charrington is lonely because his wife died.

Ball and Chain: Like the rest of Oceania, Mr. Charrington is trapped in his boring routine of life.

Red Fist: The red fist of oppression.

Face: On the left side, Mr. Charrington has a kinder face, and on the right, it’s much more stoic and somewhat resembles 1940’s and 50’s dictators.

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The video is shaky and kind of awful, but it’s because we had to make a tiny blue screen….I am sorry.

Satire

What’s the difference between satire and parody?

Well, what’s the difference between Family Guy’s first and fifteenth season? Or Shrek and Shrek: The Final Chapter? And no, the answer is not better animation.

If you’re inclined to say “well, first of all, it used to be funny”, you’re kinda right. Kinda. 

Satire has a point. It’s what makes a lot of things funny to people over the age of 15. Even if you can no longer find the humor in fart jokes and puns, you will always find the humor in making fun of people for good reason. It’s why so many people get their news via John Oliver. Everything is an in-joke if you’re on the right side. If you’re making fun of someone for a good reason, it’s no longer a mean parody. It’s satire.

Once you get the hang of it, it’s pretty easy to establish one from the other. Except then you realize that satire and parody are not mutually exclusive and it gets confusing all over again. SNL can bounce back and forth from skit to skit with ease.

I still can’t believe I missed the day we watched Shrek in class.

I love Shrek.

I got back from a week of sickness and hiking up a mountain to find that I was supposed to do a project on satire. I can do that! I love being mean in a way that nobody can get mad at you for because it’s true!

Though I honestly couldn’t think of anything to do a satire on. The assignment said to base it on something I’m passionate about, but I don’t think I can satirize One Direction since they don’t really exist…

After some brainstorming with my dad (thanks, dad), I decided I was going to do it on climate change deniers. My idea was pretty simple: A newscaster is doing a story on why climate change isn’t real but keeps on getting interrupted by breaking news that is proving him otherwise.

I didn’t wanna be in a video, though.

Uh, dad, can you drive me to Granville Island and buy me a puppet?

Thanks again, dad.

I named him Jimothy.

In class, I wrote the script and all that jazz. I knew I was going to have to use a green screen, but for some reason, I didn’t want to film at school, and someone else claimed the green screen for the weekend so I had to become a crafter.

Building your own green screen is really annoying when you don’t have a light green sheet.

Okay, it’s really not that bad. I only had to drape a sheet over a couple CD shelves (yeah, my family still has fully stocked CD shelves), use masking tape to attach green construction paper to the sheet, and get like three lamps so it’s well lit enough.

And here’s the final product:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWWwd4bNCeo

Here’s the thing: I don’t think my video is actually very funny. I didn’t really know how to make it funnier. It’s only ironic, not funny. I don’t know if it can count as satire if it’s not funny. Either way, it’s here, and….and I made it. So, uh, yeah.

RIP.