Onions. Yup, onions. Marcus here with a cruel discovery that was already discovered… Onions hurt. A lot. So, that being said, when you get a piece of onion IN THE EYE, it is Super painful. Like. Super super painful. Lesson here = Don’t go near chopped onions. It’s VERY PAINFUL. Brrrrrr. I didn’t know you could cry out of a single eye before.