Lately we’ve been reading a play that took place from 1692-1693, it’s called the Crucible. As we do for most books we read, we had a mini assignment. For this assignment we had to create multiple posts on a question. This question would then drive our creativity to create something we were passionate about. I chose to do the following:

‘Read “How to Spot a Witch”. Write a paper or create something similar to this essay on how to spot a _________. You fill in the blank: example: How to Spot a Liar. How to Spot a Surfer. Etc.’

To answer this question I decided to use my passion for surfing. Here’s what I came up with!

If you’re a surfer, skier, paddle boarder (or for a matter of fact play any sport) you’ve had an off day before. Whether it’s not catching any waves, forgetting to wax your board or falling way too much. Even if you’re the best surfer in the world, you’ll have these days. However, when everyday isn’t your day you’ve got a problem. We have a name for these types of people in surfing, they’re called Kooks. 

Kook (kōōk) noun, slang :

“A surfer who has an exaggerated perception of his/her lack of surf knowledge, especially concerning surf ethics. Someone who tries – and fails – to mimic the surfing lifestyle. Kooks are careless, odd, exotic, and ridiculous.”

If this concept is still as clear as mud, take a look at the collage I made. Below includes some of the perfect examples to what a Kook really is.

If you think your first time surfing went a little like this, chances are your a Kook. But, don’t worry, I have you covered. Just take a deep breath, and memorize the following guidelines (that I created) of what not to do.

Now you know how to spot a Kook, and how to not be one! If you have a trip planned to Hawaii, Tofino or just want to start surfing, you must, I repeat, you must memorize the Kook guidelines. Since I am a very considerate individual I have created a printable PDF for your benefit. So go ahead, print it, laminate it, tape it on your wall or put it in your wallet. Just whatever you do, don’t be a Kook…