Just kidding, sorry for the disappointment. It’s your friendly neighbourhood blogger! So, first of all, HAPPY 2018!

Okay, now that that’s out of the way, time to talk Humanities. We were assigned homework over the break (luckily not that bad). We had to read the book  Little Brother which I personally really enjoyed. It’s about a teenager called Marcus, who gets blamed for a terrorist attack on the Bay Bridge in San Fransisco. I’ve actually been to San Fransisco, so this was cool to read and be like “oh yeah we rented a house in Mission” or “I have seen the Bay Bridge from a moderate distance”. And the plot was also interesting, though I’m not going to give spoilers (you can probably download the book for free somewhere).

Anyways, we were just assigned a research project. Ms. Maxwell gave us a list of things mentioned in the book, some having to do with coding and cryptography, and some having nothing to do with that. For instance, the Wonderful Willa of Oz did a research project in the Scoville Scale (how spicy something is).

I got the topic of Alan Turing. They mention it in the book because the book is all about coding, which is what Alan Turing really helped advance, by creating the Turing Machine, which would later be known as a computer.

So, for those of you confused, my title spells out ‘Alan Turing’, encrypted by this enigma machine website.

They don’t mention Alan Turing much in the book, just a brief description:

“The Nazi cipher was called Enigma, and they used a little mechanical computer called an Enigma Machine to scramble and unscramble the messages they got. Every sub and boat and station needed one of these, so it was inevitable that eventually the Allies would get their hands on one.
When they did, they cracked it. That work was led by my personal all-time hero, a guy named Alan Turing, who pretty much invented computers as we know them today. Unfortunately for him, he was gay, so after the war ended, the stupid British government forced him to get shot up with hormones to “cure” his homosexuality and he killed himself.”

Excerpt From
Little Brother
Doctorow, Cory
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So that’s a brief summary of what Alan Turing is known for. A movie was actually made about him, with Benedict Cumberbatch and Kiera Knightly, called The Imitation Game, Which was really good. I recommend you watch it (illegally online).

So Alan Turing was born on June 23rd, in 1912 (he would have been 106 this year). He was really smart, and started showing it at a young age. His teachers did recognize it, but didn’t really do much about it, which I guess tells you about how great the education system in 1912 was. He went to Sherborne School when he was 13, and got really into math and science. He got into Kings College, Which is now University of Cambridge, and was there from 1931-1934.

While attenting Kings, he actually proved the central limit theorum, and was elected a fellow upon his grad. He studied math and cryptology for the next two years in New Jersey (cue New Yorkers complaining), and he received a Ph.D. from Princeton in 1938

In 1939 he wrote a paper “On Computanld Numbers, with an Application to the Entsheidungsproblem”. For those of you who think that last word was me horribly misspelling something, allow this think to prove you wrong. In his paper, he proposed the idea for the Universal Turing Machine, named after himself. This machine was supposed to be capable of computing anything that is computable. Pretty much Decoder-Ex-Machina.

Then World War II struck, and Turing was called to Bletchley Park (I suggest googling it, the results page has a little secret in store), where he helped code break German cyphers. He made five major advances in cryptanalysis, and he put his Turing Machine to work. Some people have estimated that because of his help to crack the Enigma code the Germans had made, Alan Turing and his team helped stopped the war two years before it would have if he hadn’t been there. His Turing Machine wasn’t small, either. If you complain about the ancient computers from the 90’s being bulky, look at this:

Once the war was over, he moved to London and began to work for the National Physical Laboratory, where he led the design work for the Automatic Computing Engine, And breaded a blueprint for store-program computers. Unfortunately, a full version of his blueprint was never built, but the concept was used by technology corporations worldwide for years. It actually influenced the design of the English Electric DEUCE, which was the first ever British commercially sold computer. Another thing he’s well known for is the Turing Test, or the Imitation Game (roll credits), which  has lead to many of discussions on Artificial Intelligence.

Lets skip forward to 1952, where things started to go downhill for Alan Turing. An ex of his, 19-year-old Arnold Murray, broke into his house. Naturally, Turing called the police, and told them that he and Murray had had sexual relationship. The government wasn’t exactly great back then, and by ‘not exactly great’ I mean they arrested him for being gay. Turing was forced to choose between either temporary probation, on the condition that he got hormonal treatment, or he’d g to jail. Turing chose hormonal treatment.

His life spiralled from there, some saying he even developed depression. He wasn’t allowed to work his job anymore, and the drugs made him impotent. Turing eventually killed himself with cyanide on June 7th, 1954. He was only pardoned for his ‘crime’ in 2013, almost 60 years after he died. They called it the Turing Law, which pardoned over 50, 000 gay men who were convicted. Oscar Wilde was among those pardoned.

Well I really hope you learned something today. This was really interesting for me to research, because it shows just how different things were for LGBTQ+ people back then, as well as he did so much to help us win WWII. I feel like Alan Turing doesn’t get as much recognition as he should.

And that’s all I have for you this blog post! Go watch the Imitation Game, it’s really good and goes into depth about what happened during WWII. And it’s got Benedict Cumberbatch, so you can’t go wrong.

Anyways, read you later!

Sincerely, Me