User Guide: Santiago

Brand: IOS 1.32 

Model: Santiago Vokoun, IOS 1.32

User Manual: Congratulations on your new position as a PLP student model Santiago IOS 1.32. Mostly referred to as Santiago, Santi does not call him San Diego because he may get mad. He comes with functions such as,

Product Guide

1. Kind/considerate
2. Smart /intelligent 
3. Athletic
4. A great friend
5. Basketball lover
6. Loves science 
7. Decent sense of humour

Getting Started

Before you can access Santiago you must make sure he has had nothing he does not need really anything in the morning to survive except for food. When going up to him you can just go and say hi but if you do know him he loves the catchphrase “. You know what I saying” from the movie were the millers. He will most likely not ignore you since he is nice and not rude to those who are willing to give up their time to talk to him. Also you can call him Santi, Santiago, Santuba which is my nickname which means sandwich in Portuguese. 

Accessibility 

If you are looking to find him at lunch, always go to the donut place by set cove if not he may be with his friends by the park. After school if you try to get a hold of him do not call him any later than 10 pm or else he may spam words to you on messages. If trying to get a hold of him during class just say something and he will respond. Santiago liked Instagram and had insta but after watching the social dilemma he has deleted his account. But if you want to shoot him a text just text 778 847 7944 or text santiagov2007@icloud.com. He will sometimes reply super fast or it may take him a while so just resend it if necessary.

Settings

Santiago 4 has 3 settings: student, friend, and chill guy. These all can be dangerous but also can be good. Another mode could be the try to be funny guy. I don’t know if I am funny but I guess it is what it is. 

Setting 1 student 

Do not bother him while he is doing homework because he is so focused on it that not until he is done he will talk to you.

If you do bother him during work he may get mad or he will nothing else. ( just don’t do it) He also likes to do this with most things he will zone in into one thing and if you don’t let him do the work he may get mad. Not always will he but just be cautious about it. 

Setting 2: friend

 

If you are his friend or not he is very kind and will cherish your friendship and invest time and effort into it.

He also sometimes tries to be funny. He is kind of but not really.

If you do ask him to a competition he will go full sweat and will not stop. But other wise he is a person you can call or he will call you when you are sad and stay with you as a friend for a awhile if you put time in your friendship.

Setting 3: Chill/ Cool guy

Santiago is a chill guy and when comfortable he will be hard to move.

He is only chill when he is not called names or else he will take offence and go into competitive mode .He likes to snuggle with his doggo which is named Lola. Lola is actually a very weird mix of a German Shepherd, border Collie  and a chihuahua. Yes you heard me right those three dogs together like wow, FYI she looks like a seal with fur.

 

WARNING 

• He will get mad if you insult him 
• He will get grumpy if bothered from reading or sleeping which you guys don’t need to know but why not.
• Try to be funny but may embarrass himself
• He may embarrass you in front of people.

Triggers

• Mean comments 
• When you call him San Diego
• When you beat him in a game.
• When he is in chill mode and you make him get out of it. 

trouble shooting 

 

Problem	Solution:
If in chill mode he will just chill and he may get out most likely he will but it is 50/50.	tell him there is a cute German shepherd puppy outside and he will sprint to it.
If he is in dog lover mode he will just play and pet the dog for a while.	There is no solution so just hope the dog is not there for to long.

Tips and tricks 

When he is in a bad mood you can cheer him by complementing him or maybe giving him food because he loves food. He also loves to play basketball with people because it is fun for him. He also loves donuts so if you have the chance to get him one why not do it.

So this is the guide to being a good friend to him.

Bonus!!!! Chill dude with my doggo Lola.