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User Guide: Carmyn K

Brand: PLP learner and volleyball player

Model: Carmyn K, iOS 1.3

PRODUCT GUIDE

Congratulations on your new PLP grade 8 student! Carmyn K 1.3 is normally called “Carmyn” or “bestie Carmyn” or just “Carm”. Carmyn comes with functions including, but not limited to, the following:

~ Being nice to everyone.

~ Starting the most interesting conversations ever.

~ Being the bestest bestie ever and giving you candy from her locker.

GETTING STARTED

Before you access Carmyn for the first time, you will want to be prepared what your signing up for. Your Carmyn responds favourably to users who are kind, nice and wants to be her bestie. You will definitely want to make sure that you don’t ignore her, otherwise she might get frustrated with you.

ACCESSIBILITY

Carmyn is easily accessible during the day. Carmyn is normally seen in school learning interesting things but could also be found at: volleyball, soccer, home or galavanting around the neighbourhood when supposed to be home.

After school, you can contact Carmyn (only if you have her phone number and her email) or by going to her house in person. If you happen to communicate with her by iMessage or email, she will respond to you ASAP even though sometimes her wifi is shut off because so many people were messaging her and she cant help but message them back.

SETTINGS

Carmyn has 5 primary settings: Finally Working, Getting Distracted, Volleyball, Crazy Mode and Kinda Normal Person.

Setting 1: Finally Working

After decades of trying to work with Carmyn, she will eventually start working. While Carmyn is in this mode, you wont want to distract her because then it will take a while to go back into this mode. She will get mostly all her work done and will sometimes work ahead on projects.

Setting 2: Getting Distracted

Carmyn will normally get distracted REALLY easily. During school hours, it might bea  take you a bit to get her out of this setting back into Finally Working setting. When Carmyn is in this mode, she could be distracted by: messaging her friends or watching funny YouTube shorts.

Setting 3: Volleyball

This setting will automatically turn on when there is a volleyball game going on. You can find Carmyn in this setting in the gym or outside. Sometimes this mode wont kick in all the way and she wont do very well and get very frustrated with herself. This setting will also automatically turn off when the game ends.

Setting 4: Crazy Mode

This mode will turn on when Carmyn and Gemma K 1.3 are together and are having a really good time. But it isn’t just with Gemma K 1.3, it can also be with Madeline J 1.3 or any other friend. This mode normally occurs late at night where Carmyn might get this urge to clean her room and do a dance party. She might do a makeover at eleven pm which is normally not a good idea. During the day, Gemma and Carmyn might get off track and have a massive “laugh attack” over something that they find is hilarious. This could result to them: crying in hysterical laughter, falling off a chair or dropping bacon bits in a bathtub with dog hair on the ground while playing hide-and-go seek.

Setting 5: Kinda Normal Person

Of course no one is normal, but Carmyn is definitely not normal. Anyways, you might find Carmyn out and about in Safeway, Dollarama, getting ice cream in the Cove, or just somewhere where all the locals go. You also might see her cruising on my or Gemma Katona 1.3’s new boat or just chilling in Gemmas room with her new LED lights that she put up but are slowly falling down.

WARNINGS

This device may…

  • Get distracted easily while learning about something important.
  • Stare off into space, have a funny thought and start laughing.
  • Look at Gemma K 1.3 during something serious, and go into hysterical laughter.

TROUBLESHOOTING

Problem Solution
If your having a problem not related to school. Come by her house any time past 7am and Carmyn will help you to the best of her ability.
If you feel that someone is being unkind to you. Find Carmyn Kildaw 1.3 after school or during lunch and she be “kinda” like a therapist and will most likely know how you feel. Carmyn has been through a lot.
You need help with French. Carmyn will gladly help you if the French is fairly easy.

TIPS TO MAINTAIN OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE

  1. Make sure Carmyn gets her monthly Starbucks.
  2. Don’t ignore her when she is telling you something important.
  3. Don’t wake her up before 7 in the morning, before 9 on weekends.