Oh, what a trip!

What up folks. It’s Jason. This post is going to be about our wonderful trip to Oregon. AKA Rain County. Well, it actually rained once in Oregon, but it usually rains a lot in Oregon.

Alright now that all the memes are out of the way, let’s get the ball rolling and start. By the way, I also made a book. You can click/tap below to read it!

Let me start by saying Oregon was great. They take the new Grade 8’s every year and we always end up hearing about the horrors of one of my worst enemies, Rain. Luckily for us, it barely rained in Oregon. I’ll admit, it was pretty cramped in the bus sometimes, but we managed to bear through it. We also did some pretty fabulous things in Oregon. From ziplining, to boat riding, to indulging ourselves at the Golden Corral, which was this massive buffet we went to. There were some pretty memorable inside jokes too. *cough we eat tonight cough cough* We also had some great adventures at Wal-Mart, Costco, and Fred Meyer. Also, we may or may not have discovered a new species on the boat…

Yeah… No one’s really sure what THAT is.

Moving on. We had some really great food on the trip. From the amazing chicken at Nisa’s Thai to the hot roast turkey at Chalet. We also went to some amazing buffets. Izzy’s, Sweet Tomatoes, And Golden Corral, which, by the way, had a CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.

What’s next, let me check…. Oh! The beautiful scenery. The scenery on our trip was (imagine me saying this in a snobby, stuck up accent) simply divine. But seriously, the views on our trip were dope. Here. Why don’t you see for yourself.

You see what I’m saying?

Alright, well that brings us to the end of this post. I hope you enjoyed hearing about our adventures as much as I did writing about them.

Until Next Time,                                                                                                                                                 Jason Guan

Not-So-World Renowned Oboe Player