User guide: Patrick
Brand: PLP learner and local human
Model: Patrick Jelstad 13.4
Product Guide
Congratulations on your new PLP student Patrick Jelstad 13.4, commonly referred to as Patrick. Patrick comes equipped with multiple new features.
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- Is helpful to classmates and friends
- Has a fun personality
- Is a good friend
- Good at starting conversations
- Really enjoys fine food
Getting Started
Before access, make sure you’re not wearing a backwards baseball cap and flip flops (or just are following his fashion sense).
Accessibility
Most accessible during a school day in the PLP rooms or in the halls. If it is not a school day he will be at his house or out around the neighbourhood.
If he is not in any of those places then just know that he is on the earth.
He can be reached at patrickj@seycove.ca
He has three response modes to communication: 25 seconds, 3 hours or the next day (if he doesn’t respond in any of those times then his hard drive has probably been breached by a virus).
Patrick 13.4 uses almost no social media so don’t try and ask a question like “hey can I follow
you on Instagram!” Or anything along those lines.
Settings
Patrick has 3 primary settings
Setting 1: student
. Consecrates on the task at hand during a lesson
. Doesn’t like people asking random questions out of nowhere
. Likes being on time for most things
Setting 2: average person
. Likes talking to friends
. Plays video games
. Relaxed
. Enjoys conversations.
Setting 3: Food mode
. Is very protective and picky about food
. Needs everyone’s portion of food the same
. Doesn’t like sharing desert.
. when he is at a restaurant he appreciates when you order / pick your meal in less than ten minutes
. If someone offers to scoop him some ice cream and he gets less than the other person scooped for themselves then expect an argument.
Warnings
. Does not laugh at jokes much even if he thinks they are funny.
. Won’t turn down an offer of a cookie. (Might get distracted)
. Cares for all animals, so if you throw a rock at a bird expect him to get mad.
Trouble shooting
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Problem |
Solution |
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If you need help with something. |
You can just ask politely and he will be willing to help you. |
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If you would like some advice for a situation. |
Patrick 13.4 has likely gone through some similar situations and could have some good advice. |
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If you want to know a fun fact. |
Patrick 13.4 comes with a large array of facts, some useful and some not so useful and maybe a bit random. |
Tips to maintain optimal performance
Don’t make him upset or annoyed in any way.
Don’t ask him questions that will just have useless answers, for example “Hi, is the earth flat?”
Please be kind to all animals and insects.
If you offer him some iced tea or some hot chocolate he will very much appreciate it.
Cool things about me
I have a cat named Willow
I really like Lego
I enjoy cooking and baking
I like video games and like experimenting with technology
I have a frog named Rocky
I like swimming and playing badminton.
On my blog I will be posting a lot about my schoolwork and projects. I hope that you enjoy reading about the things that I do and like my blog. Thanks.