User’s guide: Robert Hannah
Brand: Blond Wiener
Model: Lazy boy 0.6.1
Project Guide
Congratulations on your new Robert Hannah Lazy boy some people refer to this model as the “clasher” or the “pro feeder”. Your new comes with functions including, but not limited to, the following:
-giving tips about clash of clans
-building and designing contraptions
-giving out criticism constructive and non
-great at getting you out of sticky learning situations
Getting started
Before you access Lazy boy 0.6.1 for the first time, you will need to make sure that you have reached level 40 in clash of clans (This is not mandatory but will help you maintain his focus when talking or giving orders to him). Your Robert Hannah model will respond reluctantly when yelled at or given excess amount of things to do. To avoid this reluctant behaviour you will have to make sure to allow him to at least 5 hours of league of legends time per day.
Accessibility
Lazy boy is most readily available during the morning and for a short amount of time after school. Much like the model JP or Jack Robert is most hostile and territorial when playing league of legends at night. If you have a job for him to do and he is on league the best time to tell him is in between queues of games. This is not a guaranteed method of making him do the task but it’s the best shot you’ve got. He still may respond either reluctantly or even become hostile and aggressive (he may let you off easy with a sarcastic joke). These are some signs of anger and aggression flared nostrils clenched fists and deep cutting glares. If you see these signs of hostility back off. If you hold your ground…..well it’s your funeral.
This model is lazy and reluctant to work but when he does we can assure you it will be done to the best and finest points of perfect. He loves clash of clans and league of legends. You can add him on clash as bobert and league as his summoner name BOBAIRTOE. these will be the quickest way of contacting him because he dosent check his emails often (has over 1000 unread emails).
Settings
Robert has Three main settings
Setting 1: clash of claner
Setting 2: league of legends feeder
Setting 3: hard worker
Setting 1:Clash of claner-Will help you with anything involving clash of clans
Setting 2:LoL feeder-Will allow you feed in league just like him
Setting 3:Hard worker-tech support is further investigating a problem with this function not working, sorry for the inconvenience (no refunds)
Warnings
This model may…
-Hurt you emotionally and physically when threatened with hard tasks
-May not switch from one setting to another
-Be a pain in the ass when not aloud his full amount of league time
Trouble shooting
Problem: Not getting enough out of your purchase?
Solution: Sit down with Robert and ask him to the work when you ask if that doesn’t work bribe him with money. When all is lost message the support teams to find out when the setting 3 hard worker will be finished and debugged.
Problem: Not getting enough resources in clash of clans
Solution: Robert is a veteran when it comes to clash of clans he know everything there is to know about playing the game. If you never want some help with your village or strategies sit down with him and talk about it he’s always happy to talk about clash of clans.
Problem: Need rodent or pest control?
Solution: Robert is happy to help why pay full price when you can just pay by the pest? Robert is happy to help you out
Tips to maintaining optimal performance
-Purchase a rp card for him weekly
-Keep a can of coke around him always
-Don’t tell him when to go to bed
-Ask when you need something shot or blown up he’s always happy to help with that