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User Guide: Siena

Brand: PLP Learner

Model: Siena iOS 1.4

PRODUCT GUIDE:

Congratulations 🎉 on your new high school student and sports player Siena iOS 1.4, commonly referred to as “Siena”!  Your new model comes with functions including, but not limited to, the following:

  • being active and always being outside
  • Encouraging you to express your feelings 
  • hanging out with friends
  • making you laugh

GETTING STARTED

Before you access Siena for the first time, you will need to make sure you have given Siena her daily Starbucks, leaving your mullets at the door and bringing her some chocolate chip cookies. Siena responds favourably to people who have similar interests and is fun.

ACCESSIBILITY 

Siena is usually on her couch or in the classroom but on occasional days she is on the soccer field or the basketball court. Siena will sometimes be wondering around as well and this will be a great time to talk to her as she is always willing to help others in need.

Siena will do her best to respond to your messages in a timely manner, though her extracurriculars include soccer player, basketball player,volleyball player and tutor and you may need to use multiple methods of communication to ensure your message is received. If you still have no answer their may be a possibility that she doesn’t like you and you need to be better.

Siena enjoys using social media, and always tries to demonstrate a healthy use of lots of platforms. You can find her on instagram, Snapchat and imessage. She will not follow you back because she may not know you or like you.

SETTINGS

Siena has 3 regular routine settings: Sports Mode,Student mode and friend mode.

Setting 1: Sports Mode

This mode is when your Siena iOS 1.4 is most concentrated and wanting to succeed. Siena plays for NVFC soccer and Vancity basketball. I recommend you do not go to her with your problems in this mode for she could easily get distracted. Siena also gets very hyped up when her favourite soccer team Liverpool is playing and may bore you by talking about it.

Setting 2: Student Mode

This is Sienas default mode from 9:00 till 3:00 unless she has homework then till 4:00. In student mode Siena tries to stay focused and not fail school. She also gets very stressed sometimes with work which is when she performs optimally but be careful to not get her to stressed or she may burn out. But its okay you can recharge her with a nice warm bath and spa playlist. Another thing to know about Siena in this mode is that you need to keep her fuelled with snacks or she may burn out before 2nd period.

Setting 3: Friend Mode

Beware when Siena is in this mode she may go through many different emotions one being happiness this is probably her strongest emotion in this mode she may start laughing and may never be able to stop. Another thing about Siena in this mode she gets very protective over her friends if someone or something threatens her friends feelings she will go beast on them.

WARNINGS

This device may…

  • Malfunction at the sight or mention of mullets.
  • Say something random and accidentally embarrass you if the surroundings get silent
  • May not respond to your commands if you ask with no manner and or tone in your voice
  • Is a clean freak you could be talking to her about a cool thing you did and she will start vacuuming and cleaning the area 

TROUBLESHOOTING

Problem  Solution
Siena does not turn on… Throw Siena in water.
Siena does not turn off… Throw Siena in water.
Siena starts having a mechanical issue of any kind… Run away! Siena might throw you in water.

TIPS TO MAINTAIN OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE

Keep fuelled with Starbucks.

Let outside everyday for at least an hour

Reality checks

Enjoy your new grade 9 Siena! ❤️